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(Geoffrey)
"Mr. Frederick Wilkes requests
the honor of your presence

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"at the marriage
of his daughter Lisa

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"to Mr. William Smith

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"on Saturday
the 20th day of May

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at 11 o'clock."

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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Check it out, man.

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Two days before the wedding,
and we already got gifts.

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I got to marry Lisa more often.

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[laughing]

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Wow, this is
just like Christmas.

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[chuckles]
Well, ho-ho-ho.

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Oh, man. Ooh.

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[glass shattering]

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What do you think
was in that one?

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Something that has to be
returned.

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Whoa, oh, lookie here,
lookie here.

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All these cute little
money-sized envelopes.

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[laughs]

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Oh, oh. Boom-ba-yah!

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[laughs]

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Whoo! My favorite wedding guest.
Ben Franklin.

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Oh, excuse me, Ben. Allow me
to show you to your seat.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about 7:00 or 8:00 ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪

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[instrumental music]

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(Hilary)
'Now, the wedding's in 48 hours'

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so I need your final decision
on the centerpiece.

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Sweetheart roses or baby tulips?

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- Roses.
- Tulips.

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- R-roses.
- Tulips.

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Can't you two ever agree
on anything?

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We can always agree on..

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Oh, rent a room.

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So did pops-in-law
settle in yet?

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Yes, he did.

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Um, baby,
do you think that my dad

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is gonna get along
with your mom?

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Oh, I don't know.
Can he take a punch?

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[laughs]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.

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No, seriously, can he?

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[chuckles]
Um, that's cool, baby.

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Come here, come here.

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[chuckles]

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Get off of me, woman!

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I mean, come on!
What would your daddy say?

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He'd say,
you ain't fooling nobody.

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- Hey, daddy.
- What's up, man?

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Hey, man, how was
your flight in from
Cleveland?

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Oh, well, it was terrible.
I got stuck

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sitting next to this
battleaxe

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who kept trying to steal
my blanket

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the minute I fell asleep.

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Oh, man, I know how you feel.
Shoot.

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Lisa do that to me all the time.

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Man, just last night we..

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Did, did you hear that?

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Just in the other room.
Did you..

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You-you wait here.
We gonna go and check.

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Yeah.

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Whoa! Baby, wha..
Mwah!

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- What are you doing?
- Oh.

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I'm just practicing
for the honeymoon night.

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Yo, bellhop,
if the room be bopping

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don't you be knocking.

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- Surprise.
- Oh.

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Hey, ma, ma!

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- Baby. How you doing?
- Oh, man!

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What are you doing here already?

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She wanted to come a day early

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so she could surprise you.

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But my flight was a disaster!

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When I changed planes
in Cleveland

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they sat me next to this
loudmouth chunky butt

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who fell asleep on my shoulder.

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Then when I tried to move him

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he had the nerve
to call me a battleaxe

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and say I stole his blanket.

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- You!
- You!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey.
Uh, chunky butt, meet battleaxe.

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Battleaxe, chunky butt.

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[instrumental music]

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I don't care what you say,
Hilary, I am not wearing

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this disgusting
bridesmaid's dress.

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Oh, but, Ashley,
you look adorable. Right, Will?

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Oh, yeah.

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You look like a
chocolate-flavored Pepto-Bismol.

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That settles it,
I am not wearing this dress

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unless I can have
a matching bag.

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No problem.

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To put over my head!

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Ashley!

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Okay. Come on, Ike and Tina,
let's go!

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Alright, now, listen, you guys
go ahead to the restaurant

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and you hold the table, Lisa
and I will catch up in a minute.

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And, mom, uh,
could you try to be nice?

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I always am, dear.

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Okay, tubby, tuck in your gut,
we're going downtown.

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In-in-in Philly, tubby mean,
uh, cute bald man.

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Just don't be late,
you might find her face-down

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in the crab cake.

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I don't know
what he's complaining about.

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I like my women scrappy.

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Oh, well, G, check this out.

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Me and Lisa, we ain't even going
to the restaurant.

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We figured, if we leave them
down there by themselves

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they'll have to work out
their differences.

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[laughs]
Sounds like a plan, right?

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(Fred)
'Woman, will you wait
till I get in the car?'

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[car engine revving]

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I-I didn't say
it was a good plan.

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[instrumental music]

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- Greetings, my brother.
- Yo, what up, J?

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- Pssh.
- Pssh.

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- What's up, man?
- Uh..

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Just doing a little packing here

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for my honeymoon.

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Oh, J, J.

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Daywear.

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Nightwear.

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[laughs]

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Oh, man. Oh! You took
your gold tooth out.

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- What's the occasion?
- The wife and I are split up.

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Inconsolable differences.

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Oh, Jazz.

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I'm-I'm sorry, man.
Well, what happened?

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Marriage, my brother. I
mean..

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The minute the ring went on,
the mask came off.

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And so did the weave.

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I realized
I married a perfect
stranger.

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And tomorrow
it'll happen to you, too.

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Oh, no, man, trust.

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I know the woman
I'm about to marry.

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That's what I thought,
but soon after I realized

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I didn't know Hortense at
all.

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Hortense?

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Jazz, I-I thought
her name was Jewel.

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Just one of her many lies.

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Man, I found out she slept
with every guy in my
building.

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She had sex with all of them?

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She did?

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Man, it just gets
worse and worse.

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[chuckles]

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Uh, Jazz, I'm-I'm real sorry

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about you and Hortense.

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But, uh, trust me,
I know my woman

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better than I know
the back of my own hand.

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What the hell is that?

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- Hi.
- Ah, see?

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- I knew she was gonna say that.
- Hi, Jazz.

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Well, we haven't heard
from our folks

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which means
they must be getting along.

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Or one of them's dead
and one of them's a fugitive.

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[chuckles]

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Well, I gotta run.

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Hortense took the car
in the settlement.

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Get off!

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At least she ain't got no weave.

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- What was that all about?
- Oh, nothing.

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Jazz just messing with me

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talking about
I don't know my baby.

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Like, how much you love
sweet-potato pie.

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Uh, baby,
I hate sweet-potato pie.

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Uh, you, you playing, right,
girl? You so silly.

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No, next you gonna be telling me

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you ain't love
"Shaft In Africa."

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I don't.

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Y-you sat through it,
like, nine times!

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For you, baby, but personally,
I think the guy's a lowlife slug

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whose whole sexual identity

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is an extension
of his big, stupid gun.

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Anything else?

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- I think he's gay.
- Ah!

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Ah! Oh!

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Oh, Will,
what is wrong with you?

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One more thing.

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Your name is Lisa, isn't it?

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Well, it is now, I mean,
I just couldn't go through life

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hearing people say,
"Hey, Beulah."

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Well, I'm gonna finish
packing

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and, baby,
I'll see you at the altar.

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Mwah!

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Bye, Beulah.

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[instrumental music]

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[knocking on door]

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(Vy)
'Who is it?'

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Hey, mom. I know it's late,
but I really need to talk.

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[screaming]

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Mama, no!

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Will.

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[screaming]

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Oh..

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Will.

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[sobbing]

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You, him, here. Oh!

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I need a moment.

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[sighs]
I'm an adult.

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I can handle this.

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00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:16,436
I'm okay.

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Mama, no!

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Will, will you keep it down?

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00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:34,378
I'm not ready
to talk to you yet, young man.

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What happened?
I heard screaming. Oh..

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What's this, a pajama party?

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Hey, hey, scooch over.

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What's going on?

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Ew.

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Hey.

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Okay, that's it.
Everybody out. Everybody out.

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- Move it, Ashley.
- Right now. Everybody. Come on.

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[sniffles]
Okay, mom

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I just wanna say
that I am hurt.

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And I don't think that mothers
are supposed to do what..

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Oh, my God,
I just got a mental picture!

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Get out! Get out!

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[instrumental music]

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(Vy)
'Good morning, baby.'

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Listen, mom, about last night..

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I know, sweetheart.

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And I hope I didn't spoil
your wedding day.

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Uh, no, no, mom,
actually, that's-that's what

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I wanna talk to you about,
now, in a minute

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we gonna be moving off
to the church.

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You're right. You know,
I need to find my earrings.

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Oh, I know where they are, baby,
You left them on top of my..

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Maya Angelou's, uh,
book of poetry.

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00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:55,547
Uh, come on,
I'll show you where they
are.

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Y'all, don't miss the wedding.

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00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:03,449
Look, Aunt Viv,
you got a second? I really--

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Oh, Nicky! Oh, Lord, come
on.

251
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:08,609
I gotta go upstairs and get you
straightened up. Come on, up.

252
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,399
Look, alright, look, Uncle Phil,
I need to talk to somebody!

253
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,551
I'm listening.

254
00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:15,371
Alright, maybe later.

255
00:12:15,391 --> 00:12:17,531
I said I was listening, but
I got a million things to do.

256
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,471
- So hurry up.
- O-o-okay, okay, cool.

257
00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,481
Um, remember when you said
that me and Lisa was too
young

258
00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:22,591
to get married?

259
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,331
Remember when I told you,
"Mind your business

260
00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:25,351
I know what I'm doing?"

261
00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:26,371
You remember how wrong

262
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,383
I always am?

263
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:31,333
Will, I know you're nervous.
That's perfectly normal.

264
00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:34,492
Every man gets cold feet.
It's coded in our DNA.

265
00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:37,523
But I'll tell you what you do.
You're gonna be fine.

266
00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,544
Just go in there, say I do,
be done with it.

267
00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:42,384
- You feel better? Good. Okay.
- Well..

268
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:44,325
Posse out, let's go!

269
00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,444
(Hilary)
'Daddy, I need your checkbook!'

270
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,584
Oh!

271
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,424
Hey, Nick,
you got a second, man?

272
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:53,606
This wedding stuff
is really stressing me out.

273
00:12:54,326 --> 00:12:55,386
Tell me about it.

274
00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:59,476
I've got to balance a ring
on a stupid pillow.

275
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,576
- Hey, you wanna talk about it?
- No.

276
00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:08,407
[church bells tolling]

277
00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:12,608
Oh, Lisa, this dress looks
almost as beautiful on you

278
00:13:13,328 --> 00:13:15,348
as it would on me.

279
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,388
Thanks, Hilary.

280
00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:19,449
[door opens]

281
00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:21,618
I need to talk to my wife.

282
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,569
- Well, to-be. Well, her.
- Forget it, Will.

283
00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:26,589
You can't see her before
the wedding. It's bad luck.

284
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:29,589
Well, I'll risk it.
It's important.

285
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:33,540
Well, make it fast. If I start
to frizz, you're a dead man.

286
00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:36,341
Oh, congratulations!

287
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,521
- Baby?
- Uh, baby?

288
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,602
Oh, hey, hey.

289
00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:48,562
- Will, wha-what's wrong?
- Um, babe..

290
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:52,353
You know, this is really hard
without looking at you.

291
00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:53,422
Well.. Hey, hey, girl!

292
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:55,494
This ain't no time
to be getting freaky.

293
00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:58,613
Will, I was trying
to hold your hand.

294
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,434
Oh, yeah? Well, that wasn't it.

295
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:10,535
Um...babe, listen, um..

296
00:14:10,555 --> 00:14:14,526
...I've been kind of,
you know, having doubts.

297
00:14:14,546 --> 00:14:16,456
What kind of doubts, Will?

298
00:14:16,475 --> 00:14:20,336
Just tiny little,
nagging, constant doubts

299
00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:22,536
in the pit of my stomach,
you know?

300
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:26,377
It's like, we so different.

301
00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,437
I mean, look, you know,
it's just that you seem

302
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,468
so sure of yourself, you know

303
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:32,597
and so sure about us.

304
00:14:32,617 --> 00:14:35,508
And I'm scared.

305
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:38,498
[chuckles]
I guess this, like

306
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:40,428
ain't the best time
to be telling you this.

307
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:43,340
No, no, baby, I'm-I'm really
happy that you did

308
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:45,549
because I've been scared, too.

309
00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:48,519
Really?

310
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,440
I thought I was alone in
this.

311
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,441
- Why you ain't tell me, girl?
- Well, I don't know.

312
00:14:52,461 --> 00:14:56,371
I guess for the same reasons
you didn't tell me.

313
00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:59,471
I, you know, I can't tell
you
how good it feels to know

314
00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:00,541
I can tell you anything.

315
00:15:00,562 --> 00:15:01,632
[Lisa chuckles]

316
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:04,401
You..
Now I know we gonna be alright.

317
00:15:04,422 --> 00:15:05,412
Yeah.

318
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:07,583
- I love you, baby.
- Oh, baby.

319
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:11,603
[organ music]

320
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:16,634
Well, this is it.
It's all she wrote.

321
00:15:17,353 --> 00:15:19,353
Last chance for gas.

322
00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:21,543
Last train to Clarksville.

323
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:23,635
Last of the Mohicans.

324
00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:28,344
You know, as hard
as this is to believe

325
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:29,534
I'm gonna miss you.

326
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:34,355
[organ music]

327
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:06,519
[music continues]

328
00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:13,550
[instrumental "Bridal Chorus"]

329
00:16:34,353 --> 00:16:37,494
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

330
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:41,403
to join this man and this woman

331
00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:43,515
in holy matrimony.

332
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,554
'Let us pray.'

333
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,645
'Dear Heavenly Father,
we ask that'

334
00:16:48,364 --> 00:16:52,485
as Will and Lisa commit
their lives to one another

335
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:55,425
You will strengthen
and encourage them

336
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:59,527
'and guide them
in their day-to-day trials'

337
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,647
'and triumphs of life.'

338
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:04,610
In Your name we pray. Amen.

339
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,594
(all)
Amen.

340
00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:09,471
Now, if anyone can show
just cause

341
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:13,408
why Will and Lisa
should not be joined together

342
00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:17,646
let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.

343
00:17:23,649 --> 00:17:26,484
William, do you take

344
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,439
Beulah Lisa Wilkes

345
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,613
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

346
00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:34,639
Yes, I..

347
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:38,677
Whoo!

348
00:17:38,697 --> 00:17:40,451
...do.

349
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:42,685
But I don't.

350
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,719
[crowd gasping]

351
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,619
Will, I'm sorry, but I just
think if we both have doubts--

352
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,467
Wait, wait, wait, no, no. Had.
We-we had doubts.

353
00:17:58,486 --> 00:17:59,608
Uh, remember, babe?
We talked about it.

354
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:00,731
We both feel better.

355
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:02,534
No, baby, you feel better.

356
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:05,630
But I think we're making
a really big mistake.

357
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,527
And if you think about it,
you will, too.

358
00:18:09,619 --> 00:18:12,515
No, no, Lisa..

359
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:14,508
...I really love you.

360
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,624
Will, I love you, too,
but I think

361
00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:18,647
our parents might be right.

362
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,679
I think maybe we just rushed

363
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,763
into this thing too fast.

364
00:18:25,529 --> 00:18:27,543
Well..

365
00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:30,820
Well, I guess we shouldn't
get married, then, should we?

366
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,689
Not today.

367
00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:40,830
[mumbles]
Hey, looks like

368
00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:43,666
we finally agree on something.

369
00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:44,838
Yeah-yeah.

370
00:18:53,594 --> 00:18:56,831
Um, Lisa and I

371
00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:59,766
would, uh, like to thank you all
for coming today

372
00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:03,855
but, uh, ain't nobody gonna be
jumping over no brooms in here.

373
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,658
[chuckling]

374
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,880
Well, save it
for that 50 pounds of shrimp

375
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,787
swimming around
on that damn ice swan.

376
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:13,715
Uh, not so fast, Will.

377
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,880
Vy, I always thought that..

378
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:21,880
...a man only got
one chance at happiness.

379
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,864
And then I met you.

380
00:19:23,885 --> 00:19:26,810
We met at 10,000 feet
in the air.

381
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,935
And I promise you, baby,
if you marry me

382
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,769
neither of us
will ever come down.

383
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,797
'Vy..'

384
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:38,803
...will you be my wife?

385
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:40,798
[gasps]

386
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:43,764
- Yes, Fred, I will.
- Alright.

387
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,706
If..

388
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,712
...if my son will give me away.

389
00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:50,967
No. No, mom, no. Absolutely not.

390
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,763
You said that me and Lisa
were rushing too fast.

391
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:56,768
I mean, y-y'all gotta take
some time to think about
this.

392
00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:59,704
The boy's right.
We should think about this.

393
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,998
- Yeah.
- Did you think about it?

394
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,992
- Yeah.
- Me, too. Let's get married.

395
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:05,866
W-wait. Hey.

396
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,014
H-ho-hold up. Wa-wait a minute.

397
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,810
Y-y'all need to take
some more time.

398
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,846
Boy, I ain't got that much time.
I'm getting old. Now move.

399
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,852
You're gonna need your bouquet.

400
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,777
Oh, thank you, baby.

401
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,980
Rap on, rev.

402
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,781
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered hereagaintoday

403
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,940
to jointhisman andthiswoman
in holy matrimony.

404
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:49,851
Let us pray.

405
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:51,921
Dear Heavenly Father..

406
00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,042
I am not kidding!

407
00:20:56,061 --> 00:20:58,881
Irene told Jane
that Debbie told Gail

408
00:20:58,901 --> 00:21:01,842
that Will Smith
did not get married.

409
00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:02,992
I know! Isn't it great?

410
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,783
Girl, who said
it doesn't pay to pray?

411
00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:07,822
[chuckles]
Oh, yes, it does.

412
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,893
My prayers came true.
Did he marry her?

413
00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:12,014
I cannot believe
he is back on the market.

414
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:14,994
I mean, you know, I'm sorry for
the girl, but who cares? Yes..

415
00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:17,944
He is so fine. Did you see him?

416
00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:21,005
Oh, even in that tux
he was looking good.

417
00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:23,845
Wait, wait a.. No. No, no.
Wait a.. Wait a minute.

418
00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:28,815
Wait a minute, now, now. This
is, this is all j-just too soon!

419
00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:31,945
Now, September,
that's a different story.

420
00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:34,006
Y'all come back, now, you hear?

421
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:39,046
[theme music]

422
00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,916
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

423
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,838
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

424
00:21:48,837 --> 00:21:49,997
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

425
00:21:53,018 --> 00:21:54,889
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

426
00:21:57,888 --> 00:21:59,078
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

427
00:22:02,048 --> 00:22:03,949
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪♪

428
00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:09,049
[instrumental music]